Welcome to Wolf O’Clock’s article library! We are a brand-spanking (yes, please) new publication covering the drama-filled lives of mangy beasties, lecherous leeches, hell-spawn, and trolls (yes, we know better than insulting that species with fun little monikers, though you’re missing out because it would have been tusk-tastic!)
Our reporters include Lumina the Luminous, Adam Not Eve, and The One and Only Kerriwinkle.
Dear mischievous rumor-chasing gossip-fiends… For you, we promise to:
– Provide semi-regular (mostly sporadic) updates on your favorite (and not so favorite) supernatural supernovas.
– Report the truth, nothing but the truth, so help us Hades.
– Only stalk the stalkworthy (and never our readers… unless, of course, we want to)
– Never give up in the face of danger because… the growlier they are, the juicer their secrets.
Our mission-statement: To serve you all the shiny, scintillating secrets you never knew you were dying to devour.
Next article to be released in, oh, about a month-ish?